“We Need a Little Christmas”
Mercedes:
Haul out the holly
Put up the tree before
My spirit falls again
Fill up the stocking
I may be rushing things but
Deck the halls again now

Mercedes and New Directions:
For we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
Yes, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
It hasn't snowed a single flurry
But Santa, dear we're in a hurry, so

Tina and New Directions:
Climb down the chimney
Put up the brightest string of
Light I’ve ever seen
Slice up the fruitcake
It’s time we hung some tinsel
On that evergreen bough
For I’ve grown a little leaner
Grown a little colder
Grown a little sadder
Grown a little older
And I need a little angel
Sitting on my shoulder
I need a little Christmas now

Mercedes and Tina:
Haul out the holly

Mercedes:
Well, once I taught you
All to live each living day

Mercedes and Tina:
Fill up the stocking

Kurt:
But Auntie Mame, it's one week
Past Thanksgiving Day now

Tina and New Directions:
But we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
And, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
It hasn't snowed a single flurry
But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry, so

Kurt:
Climb down the chimney
Its been a long time since
I've done the neighbourly

Tina:
Slice up the fruitcake
It's time we hung some tinsel
On that may-berry bough

Tina and New Directions:
For we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
And, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
We need a little Christmas now
We need a little Christmas now
We need a little Christmas now!

“Deck the Rooftop”
New Directions Boys:
Fa la la la

New Directions Girls:
Oh uh oh oh

New Directions Boys:
Fa la la la

New Directions Girls:
Oh uh ohh

Rachel:
Deck the Halls

New Directions Boys:
Fa la la la

New Directions Girls:
Oh uh oh oh

New Directions Boys:
Fa la la la

New Directions Girls:
Oh uh ohh

Rachel:
Deck the Halls

Mercedes:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Santana: Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la la la la la la la Troll the ancient yuletide carol Fa la la la la la la la la (Rachel: Deck the halls)

Finn:
Up on the rooftop, reindeer pause
Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones Christmas joys

Mercedes and Artie:
Ho ho ho

Mercedes:
Who wouldn't go?

Mercedes and Artie:
Ho ho ho

Mercedes:
Who wouldn't go?
Up on the rooftop click click click

Mercedes and Artie:
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick

New Direction:
Deck the halls he's up on the rooftop
Deck the halls he's up on the rooftop (Rachel: Deck the halls)
Deck the halls he's up on the rooftop

New Directions Boys:
Fa la la la, Fa la la la

Rachel:
First comes the stocking of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa, fill it well

Rachel and Finn:
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries
One that will open and shut her eyes

Santana and Artie:
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la

Santana:
Troll the ancient yuletide carol
Fa la la la la la la la la

New Directions:
Deck the halls he's up on the rooftop (Mercedes: Woah Oh Hooo)
Deck the halls he's up on the rooftop (Mercedes: Deck the halls)
Deck the halls he's up on the rooftop (Mercedes: Yeah)

New Directions Boys:
Fa la la la, Fa la la la

Rachel:
Deck the Halls

Rachel:
Up on the rooftop (New Direction Girls: Oh uh oh oh)
Up on the rooftop (New Direction Girls: Oh uh ohh)
Oh up on the rooftop (New Direction Girls: Oh uh oh oh)
Up on the rooftop (New Direction Girls: Oh uh ohh)

Tina:
See the blazing Yule before us
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strike the harp and join the chorus
Fa la la la la la la la la

Santana and Rachel:
Follow me in merry measure
Fa la la la la la la la la
Sing we joyous, all together
Fa la la la la la la la la

Mercedes and Artie:
Ho ho ho

Mercedes:
Who wouldn't go?

Mercedes and Artie:
Ho ho ho

Mercedes:
Who wouldn't go?
Up on the rooftop click click click

Mercedes and Artie:
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick

New Direction Girls:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la (Mercedes: La la la)
'Tis the season to be jolly
Hear the bells of Christmas calling (Mercedes: Hear the bells)
Deck the halls with boughs of holly (Mercedes: Deck the halls)
Fa la la la la la la la la!

“Merry Christmas Darling”
Greeting cards have all been sent,

The Christmas rush is through,

But I still have one wish to make,

A special one for you,

Merry Christmas darling,

We're apart that's true,

But I can dream and in my dreams,

I'm Christmas-ing with you,

Holidays are joyful,

There's always something new,

But every day's a holiday,

When I'm near to you,

The lights on my tree,

I wish you could see,

I wish it every day ,

The logs on the fire,

Fill me with desire,

To see you and to say,

That I wish you Merry Christmas

Happy New Year, too,

I've just one wish on this Christmas Eve,

I wish I were with you,

I wish I were with you,

(Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, darling)

“Baby, It's Cold Outside”
Kurt: I really can't stay.

Blaine: But baby, it's cold outside.

Kurt: I've got to go away.

Blaine: But baby, it's cold outside.

Kurt: This evening has been...

Blaine: Been hoping that you'd drop in.

Kurt: ...so very nice.

Blaine: I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.

Kurt: My mother will start to worry.

Blaine: Beautiful, what's your hurry?

Kurt: My father will be pacing the floor.

Blaine: Listen to the fireplace roar.

Kurt: So really, I'd better scurry.

Blaine: Beautiful, please don't hurry.

Kurt: But maybe just a half a drink more.

Blaine: Put some records on while I pour.

Kurt: The neighbors might think.

Blaine: Baby, it's bad out there.

Kurt: Say, what's in this drink?

Blaine: No cabs to be had out there.

Kurt: I wish I knew how...

Blaine: Your eyes are like starlight now.

Kurt: ...to break the spell.

Blaine: I'll take your hat; your hair looks well.

Kurt: I ought to say no, no, no, Sir.

Blaine: Mind if I move in closer?

Kurt: At least I'm gonna say that I tried.

Blaine: What's the sense in hurting my pride?

Kurt: I really can't stay.

Blaine: Baby, don't hold out.

Both: Ah/Oh, but/Baby it's cold outside.

Kurt: I simply must go

Blaine: But, baby, it's cold outside

Kurt: The answer is no

Blaine: But, baby, it's cold outside

Kurt: This welcome has been...

Blaine: How lucky that you'd drop in

Kurt: ...so nice and warm.

Blaine: Look out the window at that storm.

Kurt: My sister will be suspicious

Blaine: Gosh, your lips look delicious

Kurt: My brother will be there at the door.

Blaine: Waves upon a tropical shore.

Kurt: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious

Blaine: Ooh, your lips are delicious

Kurt: But maybe just a cigarette more

Blaine: Never such a blizzard before

Kurt: I've gotta get home.

Blaine: But baby, you'll freeze out there.

Kurt: Say, lend me your coat.

Blaine: It's up to your knees out there.

Kurt: You've really been grand.

Blaine: I thrill when you touch my hand.

Kurt: But don't you see.

Blaine: How can you do this thing to me?

Kurt: There's bound to be talk tomorrow.

Blaine: Think about a life long sorrow.

Kurt: At least there will be plenty implied.

Blaine: If you got pneumonia and died.

Kurt: I really can't stay.

Blaine: Get over that hold out.

Both: Ahh/Oh, but/Baby it's cold outside!

“The Most Wonderful Day of the Year”
Tina with New Directions Girls:
We're on the island of misfit toys
Here we don't wanna stay

Artie with New Directions Guys:
We want to travel with Santa Claus in his magic sleigh

Artie:
A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys
For millions of girls and for millions of boys

Artie with New Directions:
When Christmas Day is here
The most wonderful day of the year

Sam:
A jack-in-the-box waits for children to shout

Quinn (Kurt Album version):
Wake up! Don't you know that it's time to come out!

Tina & Artie with New Directions:
When Christmas Day is here
The most wonderful day of the year
Toys galore scattered on the floor
There's no room for more
And it's all because of Santa Claus

Sam:
A scooter for Jimmy

Quinn (Kurt Album version):
A dolly for Sue

Sam:
The kind that will even say

Brittany:
"How do you do?"

Tina with New Directions:
When Christmas Day is here
The most wonderful day of the year

Brittany:
How'd you like to be a spotted elephant?

Artie:
Or a choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose!

Quinn (Kurt Album version):
Or a water pistol that shoots..... jelly?

New Directions:

We're all Misfits!

Tina & Artie with New Directions:
If we're on the island of unwanted toys
We'll miss all the fun with the girls and the boys
When Christmas Day is here
The most wonderful, wonderful
Wonderful, wonderful
Wonderful day of the year!

“Last Christmas”
Rachel:

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart (Quinn: gave you my heart)
But the very next day you gave it away (gave it away)
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special (special)
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year

Rachel & Finn (Rachel):
It doesn't surprise me
(Christmas)
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you" I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

All:
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
(Mercedes: Gave you my heart)
But the very next day you gave it away
(Rachel: Gave it away)
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
(Finn: I'll give it someone special)
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears

(Mercedes: Save me from tears)
I'll give it to someone special (I'll give it someone special)

New Directions:
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Rachel & Finn (Rachel):
A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
My god I thought you were someone to rely on (someone to rely on)
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
(ooh oohh)
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again

All (Mercedes):
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart (Gave you my heart)
But the very next day (very next day)
You gave it away (you gave it away)
This year to save me from tears (Save me from tears)
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you

(Rachel: You gave me away)
Gave it away
This year
To save me from tears

(Mercedes: Save me from tears)

Finn:
I'll give it to someone special

Rachel:
Special

Rachel & Finn:
Gave you my heart

“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”
Mercedes:
God rest ye merry, gentlemen let

'''Mercedes and Everyone:
Nothing you dismay

Mercedes:
Remeber Christ our savior was

Mercedes and Everyone:
Born on Christmas day

Mercedes:
To save us all from Satan's power
When we were gone astray

Mercedes and Everyone:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy

Mercedes:
O tidings of comfort and joy (tidings of joy)

Tina:
From God our heavenly father

Tina and Quinn:
A blessed angel came

Tina:
And unto certain shepherds brought

Tina and Quinn:
Tidings of the same

Tina:
How that in Bethlehem was born
The son of God by name

Quinn and Everyone:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy

Quinn:
O tidings of comfort and joy

Santana:
Oh, "Fear not" said the Angel
"Let nothing you affright"
This day is born a Saviour
Of pure Virgin bright
To free all those who trust in Him
From Satan's power and might
O tidings of comfort and joy, (Comfort and joy)
O tidings of comfort and joy

Everyone:
Of joy (Tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy, comfort and joy)
Of joy (Tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy, comfort and joy)

Rachel:
Now to the Lord sing praises
All you within this place
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace

Rachel and Everyone:
This holy tide of Christmas
All other doth deface
O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

Rachel:
Oh joy (Tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy)
Of joy (Tidings of comfort and joy)
We have gone astray

Rachel and Everyone:
Oh tidings of comfort and joy

“O Christmas Tree”
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging

Not only green when summers here
But also when its cold and drear
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me

Oh every year this Christmas tree
Brings to us such joy and glee
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me

(Sleep in heavenly, Sleep in heavenly)

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Oh ever green unchanging
A symbol of good will and love
You'll ever be unchanging
Each shining light each silver bell
No other light spreads cheer so well

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
You'll ever be unchanging

“Jingle Bells”
New Direction males:
Jingle 5x
Jingle (Jingle) 13x
Jingle (Jingle) (Bells)
Jingle (Jingle) 3x

Finn:
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle all the way
Oh What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle all the way
Oh What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse sleigh (In a one-horse open sleigh)

Artie:
Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh;
O´er the fields we go
laughing all the way
(Ha ha ha ha)

Puck:
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle all the way

Puck with Boys:
Oh What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

Artie:
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle (Bells)
Jingle all the way
Oh What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
(Jingle bells 6x, Jingle)
Jingle Bells
Oh Hoo!

Finn:
Yeah Yeah Yeah
1 2, 1 2 3 4!
Now the ground is white
Go ride it while we're young
Take the girls out tonight (ho ho)
and sing the sleighing song

Puck:
Get a bobtailed bay
Two-forty is his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And snap! You´ll take the lead
Oh...

All:
Jingle Bells, jingle Bells

Puck:
Jingle all the way
Oh! What fun it is to ride

Puck:
In a one-horse open sleigh

Artie:
Jingle (Bells) Jingle
Jingle Jingle Jingle all the way

All:
Oh! What fun it is to ride

Artie:
In one horse
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Oh what fun it is to ride

Artie:
In one

Finn:
Horse

Puck:
Open

Puck:
Jingle bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way

All:
Jingle Bells!

“You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
Will (Spoken):
All the windows were dark. No one knew he was there.
All the who's were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.

K.d Lang:
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

Will (Spoken):
All I need is a reindeer!
So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread,
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup!" and the sleigh started down,
To the homes where the Who's lay a-snooze in their town.
"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed
As she climbed to the roof, empty bags in her fist.
Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
Then he slithered and slunked, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and took every present.
Pop-guns ! And cookies ! And Drums!
Checkerboards ! Popcorn ! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney.

Will (Spoken):
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch !

Will (Spoken):
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,

Will and K.d Lang:
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

Lyrics of Sue the Grinch

K.d Lang:
You’re a mean one
Sue the Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Sue the Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You’re a monster
Sue the Grinch
Your hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul
Sue the Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole

You’re a vile one
Sue the Grinch
You’re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Sue the Grinch

“O Holy Night”
O Holy Night
The stars are brightly shining
It is the night
Of our dear Saviour's birth

Long lay the world
In sin and error pining
Till He appeared
And the soul felt its worth

A thrill of hope
The weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks
A new and glorious morn'

Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angel voices

Oh night divine
Oh night when Christ was born

Oh night divine
Oh night
Oh night divine

Truly He taught us
To love one another
His law is love
And His gospel is peace (And His gospel is peace)

Chains shall He break
For the slave is our brother
And in His name
All oppression shall cease.

(Sweet hymns of joy
In grateful chorus raise we
With all within us)
Praise His holy name

Fall on your knees
Oh hear the angels voices

Oh night divine
O night when Christ was born

Oh night divine
Oh night
Oh night divine

Oh Night Divine (oh night divine)