“We Got the Beat”
Rachel:

See the people walking down the street
Fall in line just watching all their feet
They don't know where they wanna go

Rachel with ND:

But they're walking in time
They got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah
They got the beat

Santana:

All the kids just getting out of school
They can't wait to hang out and be cool
Hang around 'til quarter after twelve

Santana with ND:

That's when they fall in line
They got the beat
They got the beat
Kids got the beat
Yeah
Kids got the beat

(Break)

Brittany:

Go-go music really makes us dance
Do the pony puts us in a trance
Do the watusi just give us a chance

Brittany with ND:

That's when we fall in line
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Yeah
We got it

New Directions:

We got the beat x3

Santana:

Everybody get on your feet (We got the beat)

Brittany:

We know you can dance to the beat (We got the beat)

Rachel:

Jumpin' - get down (We got the beat)

Rachel, Santana and Brittany:

Round and round and round

Whoooo !

Brittany:

(We got the beat)

(We got the beat)

Rachel:

(We got the beat)

Santana:

We got the beat (We got the beat)

Brittany:

Whooo! (We got the beat)

Rachel:

We got the beat

New Directions:

We got the beat x3

“Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead”

Rachel:
Once there was a wicked witch in the lovely land of OZ
And a wickeder, wickeder, wickeder witch that never, ever was

Kurt:
She filled the folks in Munchkin Land with terror and with dread
Till one fine day from Kansas

Both:
A house fell on her head
And the coroner pronounced her, dead

Rachel:
And through the town the joyous news went running
The joyous news that the wicked old witch was finally done in

Rachel:
Ding Dong, the witch is dead

Kurt:
Which old witch?

Rachel:
Well, uh, the wicked witch
Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead

Kurt:
Oh yeh, happy day

Rachel:
Wake up you sleepy head

Kurt:
Rub your eyes

Rachel:
Get out of that bed
Wake up, the wicked old witch is dead

Both:
She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho
Let's open up and sing

Rachel:
And ring those bells out

Kurt:
Sing the news out

Rachel:
Ding Dong, the merry, oh sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead

Kurt:
Why everyone's glad, she took such a crownin'?

Rachel:
Bein' hit by a house is even worse than drownin'

Both:
Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead

“It's Not Unusual”

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
It's not unusual to go out at any time

but when I see you out and about it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can't this crazy love be mine
It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime
it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh

“Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do”

Lindsay Pearce's Unknown Character:

Times have changed,

And we've often rewound the clock,

Since the Puritans got a shock,

When they landed on Plymouth Rock.

If today, any shock they should try to stem,

'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,

Plymouth Rock would land on them.

Lindsay's Unknown Character with Pendleton:

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking,

But now, God knows,

Anything Goes.

Good authors too who once knew better words,

Now only use four letter words

Writing prose, Anything Goes.

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Anything you can be

I can be greater.

Sooner or later,

I'm greater than you.

Pendleton Boys:

No, you're not.

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Yes, I am.

Pendleton:

No, you're not.

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Yes, I am.

Pendleton:

No, you're Not!

Lindsay's Unknown Character with Pendleton girls:

Yes, I am

Yes, I am!

(Dance Break)

Pendleton:

The world has gone mad today Video
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And good's bad today,

And black's white today,

And day's night today,

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer.

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

I can hold any note

Longer than you.

Pendleton:

No, you can't.

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Yes, I can

Pendleton:

No, you can't.

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Yes, I can

Pendleton:

No, you can't.

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Yes, I can

Pendleton:

(No, you C-a-a-a-a-n't--)

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--

Pendleton:

(Anything Go-o-o-e-e-s!)

Lindsay's Unknown Character:

Yes, I Ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n!!

“You Can't Stop the Beat”

Rachel:

You can't stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop the seasons
But you know you never will
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet
But I just cannot stand still
'Cause the world keeps spinnin'
Round and round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost 'til I heard the drums
And I found my way
'Cause you can't stop the beat...
Five, six, seven, eight!

Rachel & Finn:

Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
The best that I can today

'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But I never ask why

If you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you can't stop the beat!

Kurt:

You can't stop a river
As it rushes to the sea

Artie:

You can try to stop the hands of time
But ya know it just can't be

Kurt:

And if they try to stop us, Artie,

Kurt & Artie:

I'll call the N-double-A-C-P

Kurt:

'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round (Artie: 'Round and 'round)
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound (Artie: Speed of sound)
I was lost 'til I heard the drums

Kurt & Artie:

Then I found my way

'Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a Saturday night
So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
With all of my might today

'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreamin' of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
'Cause you can't stop the beat!

Mercedes:

You can't stop today
As it comes speeding down the track
Child, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's never coming back

Mercedes & New Directions:

'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day

Mercedes:

And it don't know white from black

New Directions:

Yeah !

Mercedes & New Directions:

'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost 'til I heard the drums
Then I found my way
'Cause you can't stop the beat

New Directions:

Ever since we first saw the sun
A man and woman liked to shake it
When the day is done
So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
And have some fun today
'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay

Rachel:

You can't stop the beat! (You can't stop the beat)

Rachel, Mercedes:

You can't stop the beat! (You can't stop the beat)

You can't stop the beat!