“Somewhere”
Rachel:
There's a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet
and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere

Shelby:
There's a time for us
Some day a time for us
Time together
With time to spare
Time to learn
Time to care
Someday

Rachel:
Somewhere
We'll find a new way of living

Shelby:
We'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere

Rachel:
Somewhere

Rachel and Shelby:
There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Hold my hand
And we're halfway there
Hold my hand
And I'll take you there

Somehow, someday, somewhere.

“I Am The Greatest Star”
(Listen) I've got thirty-six expressions--

Sweet as pie to tough as leather,

And that's six expressions more

Than all them, ah, Barrymores put together.

Instead of just kicking me

Why don't they give me a lift?

Well,it must be a plot,

'Cause they're scared that I got

Such a gift--well, I'm miffed--'cause

I'm the greatest star--

I am by far, but no one knows it!

Wait, they're gonna hear a voice,

A silver flute--ah hah, ah hah--

They'll cheer each toot

(Hey! That kid is terrific!)

When I expose it!

Now, can't you see to look at me

That I'm a natural Camille?

As Camille I just feel

I've so much to offer.

Hey listen kid, I know I'd be divine because

I'm a natural cougher.

(coughs)

Some ain't got it--not a lump,

I'm a great big clump of talent!

Laugh!

They'll bend in half.

(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)

A thousand jokes:

Shtick around for the jokes,

A thousand faces. I reiterate,

When you're gifted,

Then you're gifted,

These are facts--I got no axe to grind.

Hey, what are you--blind?

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star!

(speaking)

No autographs please.

Do you think beautiful girls are gonna be a star forever?

I should say not!

Any minute now they're gonna be out!...Finished!

Then it'll be my turn.

(back to singing)

Who is the pip with piz-azz?

Who is all ginger and jazz?

Who is as glamorous as?

Who's an American Beauty rose

With an American Beauty nose,

And ten American Beaty toes,

Eyes on the target, and wham--

One shot, one gun shot and BAM!

Hey, Mr. Keeney, here I am!

I'm the greatest star,

I am by far,

But... no one knows it!

That's why I was born--

I'll blow my horn

Till... someone knows it!

I'll light up like a light

Right up like a light

I'll flicker, then flare up (ha ha)

All the world's gonna stare up

Lookin' down

You'll never see me--

Try the sky,

'Cause that'll be me.

I can make 'em cry,

I can make 'em sigh,

Someday they'll clamor

For my dram-er.

Have you guessed yet,

Who's the best yet?

If you ain't I'll tell ya one more time.

You bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I am the greatest, greatest star!

“Something's Coming”
Could be!
Who knows?
There's something due any day;
I will know right away,
Soon as it shows.
It may come cannonballing down through the sky,
Gleam in its eye,

Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Under a tree.
I got a feeling there's a miracle due,
Gonna come true,
Coming to me!

Could it be? Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good,
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is,
But it is
Gonna be great!

With a click, with a shock,
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock,
Open the latch!
Something's coming, don't know when, but it's soon;
Catch the moon,
One-handed catch!

Around the corner,
Or whistling down the river,
Come on, deliver
To me!
Will it be? Yes, it will.
Maybe just by holding still,
It'll be there!

Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy,
Meet a guy,
Pull up a chair!
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Maybe tonight... (3x)