"Greased Lightning"

Ryder:
Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Sam: Grease lightning)
We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah

Sam:
Keep talking whoa keep talking

Ryder:
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah

Sam:
I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money

Ryder:
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no crap we'll be getting lots of that
In Grease Lightning

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Ryder:
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Grease lightning go grease lightning

Ryder:
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Grease lightning go grease lightning

Ryder (New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike):
You are supreme (Oh oh!) the chicks'll scream (Oh oh!) for grease lightning

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Ryder:
We'll get some purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real honey wagon
Grease lightning

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Ryder:
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Grease lightning go grease lightning

Ryder:
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Grease lightning go grease lightning

Ryder (New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike):
You are supreme (Oh oh!) the chicks'll scream (Oh oh!) for grease lightning

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Ryder:
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Grease lightning go grease lightning

Ryder:
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial

Ryder (New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike):
You are supreme (Oh oh!) the chicks'll scream (Oh oh!) for grease lightning

New Direction Boys, Finn and Mike:
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning

Ryder:
Yeah!

"Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee"

Kitty:
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till i'm legally wed,
I can't! I'm Sandra Dee! Watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way.
Won't come across, even
Rock Hudson lost

Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina and Unique:
His heart to Doris Day.

Kitty (Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique):
I dont drink (no!)
Or swear (oh!)
I dont rat my hair (ew!)
I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

Kitty:
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do,
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust.

Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique:
I'm just plain Sandra Dee.

Kitty:
Elvis! Elvis! Let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool,
Now your starting to drool.
Hey fongool, I'm Sandra Dee.

"Beauty School Drop Out"

Blaine:
Your story sad to tell
A teenage ne'er do well
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile

New Directions Girls:
La la la la la la la la

Blaine:
Beauty school dropout
No graduation day for you
Beauty school dropout
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up

Baby get moving (New Directions Girls: Baby get moving)
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving? (New Directions Girls: What are you proving?)
You've got the dream but not the drive

Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school!

New Directions Girls:
La la la la la la la la

Blaine:
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls: Beauty school dropout)
Hanging around the corner store
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls: Beauty school dropout)
It's about time you knew the score

Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:
Well they couldn't teach you anything
You think you're such a looker
But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!

Blaine:
Baby don't sweat it (New Directions Girls: Don't sweat it)
You're not cut out to hold a job
Better forget it (New Directions Girls: Forget it)
Who wants their hair done by a slob?

Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled, but still the
world is cruel
Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!

Blaine:
Baby don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!

Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta
fly!

Blaine:
Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!

Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school
Beauty school dropout (New Directions Girls: Beauty school dropout)
Go back to high school

"Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)"

Marley:
Look at me
There has to be
Something more than what they see
Wholesome and pure
Oh scared and unsure
A poor man's Sandra Dee

Sandy, you must start anew
Don't you know what you must do?
Hold your head high, take a deep breath and sigh
Goodbye to Sandra Dee

"There Are Worse Things I Could Do"

Santana:
There are worse things I could do
Than go with a boy or two
Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy
And no good
I suppose it could be true
But there are worse things I could do.

Cassandra:
I could flirt with all the guys
Smile at them and bat my eyes
Press against them when we dance
Make them think they stand a chance
Then refuse to see it through
That's a thing I'd never do

Santana:
I could stay home every night
Wait around for Mr. Right
Take cold showers every day

Wade:
And throw my life away
On a dream that won't come true

Cassandra:
I could hurt someone like me
Out of spite or jealousy

Wade:
I don't steal and I don't lie
But I can feel and I can cry

Santana:
A fact I'll bet you never knew.

Santana (Santana show version) and Cassandra:
But to cry in front of you

Santana (Santana show version), Cassandra and Wade:
That's the worst thing
I could do.

"You're the One That I Want"

Ryder:
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!

Marley:
You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you (New Directions: And my heart is set on you!)
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.

Ryder:
Nothin' left,
Nothin' left for (Marley: Ooo)
Me to do

Marley and Ryder:
You're the one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Marley and Ryder with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Marley and Ryder:
Honey!
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Marley and Ryder with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Marley and Ryder:
Honey!
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Marley and Ryder with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Marley and Ryder:
The one I need (New Directions: One I need)
Oh, yes indeed (New Directions: Yes indeed)

Rachel:
If you're filled
with affection
you're too shy to convey,
meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.

Finn:
I better shape up,
'cause you need a man

Rachel:
I need a man
who can keep me satisfied. (New Directions: Who can keep me satisfied)

Finn:
I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove

Rachel:
You better prove
that my faith is justified.

Finn:
Are you sure?

Rachel and Finn:
Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
You're the one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Rachel and Finn with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Rachel and Finn:
Honey!

Santana and Brittany:
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Santana and Brittany with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Santana and Brittany:
Honey!

Kurt and Blaine:
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Kurt and Blaine with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Rachel and Finn:
The one I need (New Directions: One I need)
Oh, yes indeed (New Directions: Yes indeed)
You're the one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Rachel and Finn with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Rachel and Finn:
Honey!

Santana and Brittany:
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Santana and Brittany with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Santana and Brittany:
Honey!

Kurt and Blaine:
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Kurt and Blaine with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Rachel and Finn:
The one I need (New Directions: One I need)
Oh, yes indeed (Rachel: hee!) (New Directions: Yes indeed)
You're the one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Rachel and Finn with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Rachel and Finn:
Honey!

Santana and Brittany:
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Santana and Brittany with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Santana and Brittany:
Honey!

Kurt and Blaine:
The one that I want (New Directions: You are the one I want)

Kurt and Blaine with New Directions:
Ooo, oo, o

Rachel and Finn:
The one I need (New Directions: One I need)
Oh, yes indeed (New Directions: Yes indeed)

Rachel and Finn with New Directions, Santana and Kurt:
You're the One That I Want!